What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?