What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:29

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.